When your life turns to putty
Don’t frown and fret
Just read something smutty
or feed your small pet!
You may feel it’s got worse
and you have no control
just read bible verse
or have a good LOL!
When your eyes start to pour
and your purse just hits empty
watch movies with gore
or aliens aplenty!
if you’re still stuck for ideas
and you’re still sad with tears
then smoke a fat blunt
and then call them a cunt.
job done.
